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Shop ‘Til You Drop, Dahlings!

Ready to flaunt your Blanche Report style? Our merch is here to take your look from "meh" to "fabulous!" From the sassiest stickers to the chicest water bottles, you can carry Blanche’s wisdom (and humor) everywhere you go. Whether you're sipping, sticking, or strutting, we’ve got just the thing to keep you looking fab and feeling informed. Go ahead, treat yourself—Blanche would approve!

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